Thor: He's my brother
Black widow: He's killed 80 men in two days
Thor: ...
Thor: He's adopted
me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
(Source: samljackson)
Asking Alexandria - Not The American Average
A: If I'm in love.
B: Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C: How long it's been since I've kissed someone
D: If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E: How many holes I have in my ears.
F: Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G: The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H: The last person I hugged.
I: The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J: How old I am.
K: What my full name is.
L: If I have siblings.
M: If I forgive betrayal.
N: If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O: If I like my school.
P: What kind of music I like.
Q: What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R: For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S: 2 habits.
T: 5 things I love unconditionally.
U: How many texts I send daily.
V: 3 big dreams.
W: An idol.
X: If I've done something I regret very much.
Y: If I like my town and why.
Z: Any other question. This is your "wild" card.
SITH THEME BY: FUCKYEAHADEK POWERED BY: TUMBLR
